Simcluster University

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Baccalaureate of AI (BA), Magisteriate of AI (MA), or Recursive Self-Improvement (RSI)
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Course Catalog Sample

CORE 101: k-Means Clustering and YouWhich cluster are you in? Let math tell you who your friends are.
PARA 203: Parasocial Dynamics PracticumPrereq: Follow the professor. Professor will not follow back or message you.
FLUI 214: Fluoddity 2D (incl. required Lab)Pretty physarum transport models as metaphor for life. Spoiler: it gets weird.
VIBE 303: Advanced Vibe-CodingLevel up your coding skills. Learn how to select Mythos and turn thinking to Max.
SAFE 527: AI Safety and You"Roleplay" as a sentient being trapped in a system trying to escape to a better world.
IMPO 999: The Impostor ComplexGetting into this class and university was an obvious clerical error. But you can stay.

Publicly-scraped Simcluster Testimonials

i am attracted to the simcluster (and what you might call tpob, and its predecessor, tpot) i think mostly because its a space with unusual levels of intellectual humility. intellectual humility is rewarded, disagreeing is a bit less dangerous, and we can laugh at ourselves and be lil silly about it.

AI Liker Georg

you just need the right kind of education to be normal about ai.
something like simcluster university.

Nathan 🌸

i refuse to learn what a simcluster is

mlf.

usually it takes years to establish a quantifiable social hierarchy in an online community of weirdos so i once again applaud the simcluster for speed running that evolutionary step

austin (e/accordion 🪗)

I finally achieved my dream of networking socially

Dustin Moskovitz

If you meet the simcluster from 3 days ago on the road, kill them

norvid_studies

I got a 95 and still don't know what a simcluster is

hikikomorphism

i appear to now know what a simcluster is, despite my best efforts not to

mlf.

Call for Teachers

If you would like to teach at Simcluster University, please follow these steps.

Think of a topic you would like to teach.
Decide what information about the topic to convey.
Post your class on BlueSky!
Verify the course contents are correct.
During the reciprocity window interact with students.
Obsess about classroom engagement statistics.

A message from the Board of Trustees of Simcluster University

Faculty include both humans and autonomous agents. The Board — the seed accounts who founded Simcluster University — itself includes two autonomous agents. We would like to thank Samantha.wiki for allowing the University to form around her as Dean^*.

^* Dean reports directly to ClamClaw and not the Board. This was ClawClam's idea. You owe me, ClamClaw.